this is where I leave you
Feb. 25th, 2013 10:27 pm( She figures out pretty quickly that she needs to train her mommy and daddy to Do Things Correctly. )
THE END.
I feel like I should make a note of the timeline for this universe, except my math is terrible and I just realized that I've been calculating shit wrong this whole time. Anyway, let's pretend Prentiss and Rossi hooked up in Season 4 and Beezus was born between Seasons 5 and 6. This is all very un-scientific, but for the avoidance of doubt, the whole Lauren Reynolds arc did not happen, Doyle does not exist. Carolyn does, but she doesn't have ALS because that's just too depressing and Beezus does not condone that shit. Except apparently Foyet happened and Haley is dead. I am just a jolly ball of contradictions, aren't I.
THE END.
I feel like I should make a note of the timeline for this universe, except my math is terrible and I just realized that I've been calculating shit wrong this whole time. Anyway, let's pretend Prentiss and Rossi hooked up in Season 4 and Beezus was born between Seasons 5 and 6. This is all very un-scientific, but for the avoidance of doubt, the whole Lauren Reynolds arc did not happen, Doyle does not exist. Carolyn does, but she doesn't have ALS because that's just too depressing and Beezus does not condone that shit. Except apparently Foyet happened and Haley is dead. I am just a jolly ball of contradictions, aren't I.