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Beezus vs. The Bottle: FINAL ROUND

Mon, 20 May 2013 17:06:02 GMT

( Beezus continues to perform stunning acts of civil disobedience. )

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Beezus and Nate's Excellent Adventure, Part 4

Sun, 05 May 2013 14:10:53 GMT

Part 4 of the fic that never ends. So, it's kind of like having children.

( dinner and bedtime in the Rossi/Prentiss household of chaos and name-calling )

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Beezus and Nate's Excellent Adventures, Part 3

Mon, 29 Apr 2013 12:56:56 GMT

Part 2 has been revised and updated slightly, so you might want to read that before you carry on with Part 3. I say, to my readership of 2.

( Rossi experiences the joy of having a son. )

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Beezus and Nate's Excellent Adventures, Part 2

Sun, 28 Apr 2013 13:57:25 GMT

*The second installment of the epic adventures of one tiny sociopath and her gay twin brother, as penned by the magnificent amichevole :

( Yesterday, they’d decided against divide and conquer. Today, it’s become apparent that while a handful on their own, together, Nate and Beezus are downright destructive. )

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Beezus and Nate's Excellent Adventures

Sat, 27 Apr 2013 16:03:52 GMT

Just FYI, Nate belongs to amichevole and is sort of Beezus's male counterpart in another universe. One brilliant day, the planets align themselves, portals between various universes open, and Beezus and Nate end up in Criminal Minds Canon (circa Season 5?) at the same time.

Thus begin Beezus and Nate's Excellent Quantum-leaping Adventures

( totally random and do not let Beezus fucking know she has a sibling out there somewhere, she will cut him )

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Fic Amnesty Week

Sun, 21 Apr 2013 14:18:06 GMT

Behold, in lieu of actual fic this week, here are bits and pieces that I haven't been able to finish:

( Beezus works on her family tree )

( Beezus versus the chocolate fountain )

( Beezus on music )

( Beezus on mortality )

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Beezus on writing

Sat, 13 Apr 2013 17:21:56 GMT

( I'm going to be a writer, she tells Rossi. )

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Beezus versus The Bottle: Round 2

Sun, 07 Apr 2013 15:00:27 GMT

( And then her Worst Enemy appeared: the Bottle. )

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Beezus on Easter

Fri, 29 Mar 2013 17:21:54 GMT

( Beezus has theological questions for Father Jimmy )

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impossible things before breakfast

Sun, 24 Mar 2013 15:27:52 GMT

UM THIS IS DIRTY PREGNANCY PORN I WROTE FOR AMICHEVOLE BECAUSE SHE MADE ME.

( SORRY MATE BUT THERE ARE NO NIPPLE CLAMPS IN THIS )

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Beezus on babies

Sun, 17 Mar 2013 10:00:44 GMT

( I don't like babies, Beezus announces. )

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The Beezus Soundtrack

Fri, 08 Mar 2013 16:36:08 GMT

I'm not sure if this is a fanmix as much as it is just a bunch of music that I associate with the Beezus universe. Anyway, some of the songs are the ones from which I've stolen lyrics for douche-tastically pretentious fic titles. Others are just songs that I imagine Beezus would enjoy dancing to. The rest are the songs I listened to when I was writing fic. It's an ... eclectic mix. Hope you enjoy!

Zip file here

( song list below )

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Beezus on food

Sun, 03 Mar 2013 15:31:14 GMT

( Beezus's first words, for rebakitt3n )

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Beezus on blenders

Sun, 03 Mar 2013 08:31:17 GMT

( Beezus discovers the most interesting uses of a blender, for amichevole )

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this is where I leave you

Mon, 25 Feb 2013 14:56:42 GMT

( She figures out pretty quickly that she needs to train her mommy and daddy to Do Things Correctly. )

THE END.

I feel like I should make a note of the timeline for this universe, except my math is terrible and I just realized that I've been calculating shit wrong this whole time. Anyway, let's pretend Prentiss and Rossi hooked up in Season 4 and Beezus was born between Seasons 5 and 6. This is all very un-scientific, but for the avoidance of doubt, the whole Lauren Reynolds arc did not happen, Doyle does not exist. Carolyn does, but she doesn't have ALS because that's just too depressing and Beezus does not condone that shit. Except apparently Foyet happened and Haley is dead. I am just a jolly ball of contradictions, aren't I.

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home is wherever your dog is

Sat, 23 Feb 2013 13:57:38 GMT

( YOU ARE HOME WHEN YOU ARE WITH ME, TINY MASTER. )

TBC ...

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Rossi vs. Sleepovers

Sun, 10 Feb 2013 15:08:11 GMT

( now with 100% more zombies )

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Beezus on Chinese New Year

Sun, 10 Feb 2013 09:16:48 GMT

( HAPPY YEAR OF THE SNAKE, YA'ALL! )

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Beezus on serial killers

Sat, 02 Feb 2013 14:09:56 GMT

( for amichevole, whose name I may or may not have mispelled )

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Beezus on human trafficking

Mon, 28 Jan 2013 14:44:24 GMT

( for rebakitt3n, prompt being Valentine's Day )

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Pre-Beezus. Schmoop.

Sun, 27 Jan 2013 16:16:48 GMT

( Pre-Beezus schmoop written for hello-gallifrey )

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Beezus on material possessions

Sat, 19 Jan 2013 18:20:13 GMT

( in which Beezus is spoiled and manipulative and has questions about horses )

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Beezus on sex and religion

Wed, 16 Jan 2013 16:32:36 GMT

( for rebakitt3n on tumblr )

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Beezus versus Racism

Sun, 06 Jan 2013 15:15:12 GMT

( Read more... )

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Beezus on literature

Thu, 03 Jan 2013 15:28:36 GMT

( Read more... )

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