Recent Entries

Beezus vs. The Bottle: FINAL ROUND

( Beezus continues to perform stunning acts of civil disobedience. )

Beezus and Nate's Excellent Adventure, Part 4

Part 4 of the fic that never ends. So, it's kind of like having children.

( dinner and bedtime in the Rossi/Prentiss household of chaos and name-calling )

Beezus and Nate's Excellent Adventures, Part 3

Part 2 has been revised and updated slightly, so you might want to read that before you carry on with Part 3. I say, to my readership of 2.

( Rossi experiences the joy of having a son. )

Beezus and Nate's Excellent Adventures, Part 2

*The second installment of the epic adventures of one tiny sociopath and her gay twin brother, as penned by the magnificent

amichevole :

( Yesterday, they’d decided against divide and conquer. Today, it’s become apparent that while a handful on their own, together, Nate and Beezus are downright destructive. )

Beezus and Nate's Excellent Adventures

Just FYI, Nate belongs to

amichevole and is sort of Beezus's male counterpart in another universe. One brilliant day, the planets align themselves, portals between various universes open, and Beezus and Nate end up in Criminal Minds Canon (circa Season 5?) at the same time.

Thus begin Beezus and Nate's Excellent Quantum-leaping Adventures

( totally random and do not let Beezus fucking know she has a sibling out there somewhere, she will cut him )

Fic Amnesty Week

Behold, in lieu of actual fic this week, here are bits and pieces that I haven't been able to finish:

( Beezus works on her family tree )

( Beezus versus the chocolate fountain )

( Beezus on music )

( Beezus on mortality )

Beezus on writing

( I'm going to be a writer, she tells Rossi. )

Beezus versus The Bottle: Round 2

( And then her Worst Enemy appeared: the Bottle. )

Beezus on Easter

( Beezus has theological questions for Father Jimmy )

impossible things before breakfast

UM THIS IS DIRTY PREGNANCY PORN I WROTE FOR AMICHEVOLE BECAUSE SHE MADE ME.

( SORRY MATE BUT THERE ARE NO NIPPLE CLAMPS IN THIS )

Beezus on babies

( I don't like babies, Beezus announces. )

The Beezus Soundtrack

I'm not sure if this is a fanmix as much as it is just a bunch of music that I associate with the Beezus universe. Anyway, some of the songs are the ones from which I've stolen lyrics for douche-tastically pretentious fic titles. Others are just songs that I imagine Beezus would enjoy dancing to. The rest are the songs I listened to when I was writing fic. It's an ... eclectic mix. Hope you enjoy!

Zip file here

( song list below )

Beezus on food

( Beezus's first words, for rebakitt3n )

Beezus on blenders

( Beezus discovers the most interesting uses of a blender, for amichevole )

this is where I leave you

( She figures out pretty quickly that she needs to train her mommy and daddy to Do Things Correctly. )

THE END.

I feel like I should make a note of the timeline for this universe, except my math is terrible and I just realized that I've been calculating shit wrong this whole time. Anyway, let's pretend Prentiss and Rossi hooked up in Season 4 and Beezus was born between Seasons 5 and 6. This is all very un-scientific, but for the avoidance of doubt, the whole Lauren Reynolds arc did not happen, Doyle does not exist. Carolyn does, but she doesn't have ALS because that's just too depressing and Beezus does not condone that shit. Except apparently Foyet happened and Haley is dead. I am just a jolly ball of contradictions, aren't I.